Out of Normal: The Universe came to take me, again!

July 10, 2003

The Universe came to take me, again!

In the universes latest attempt to end the life of your truly, I had the everloving begeezus electrocuted out of my ass last night. Let me recap the attempts of our world at bringing my life to an untimely end.

1. Encephalitic Chicken Pox, 2 week hospital visit, age 5.
2. Pneumonia, 1.5 week hospital visit, age 7.
3. Box of fireworks exploding under my chair, no hospital visit, age 9.
4. Having leg mangled in a skiing accident, 2 week hospital visit, age 13.
5. "Tussle" with VERY LARGE and ENRAGED man in bar, age 22, he lost.
6. Jose Cuervo, 750ml bottle, I lost. age 22.
7. Jack Daniels, 1l bottle, I lost. age 20.
8. Many bottles of Ketel One, Jaegermeister, and other poisons... The jury is still out.
9. Marlboro, well, I think I am going to have to quit that one...
10. Electrocution.... Yet again, I won.

See, some of this is self induced. Others however, I could do without. The universe seems to be wanting something from me that I am not willing to give, MY LIFE!!!!

Again, I have won. Bring it on, next round please.

Posted by Broch at July 10, 2003 05:22 PM

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it actually sounds more like you're trying to exit the universe on your own...failing miserably.

Posted by: nose at July 10, 2003 06:17 PM

In this game, failure is not a bad thing.

Posted by: Broch at July 10, 2003 06:32 PM

is your stuff wet? If you need help friday morning let me know I have the dayoff as a comp day.

Posted by: crutch at July 10, 2003 08:05 PM

Comp day? What be a comp day? Me never hear of such thing..... OH! You are a RED badger... I gotcha.... Hehehe, thanks for the offer, I have it under control, except for the computer that is. Wanna buy me a new one?

Posted by: Broch at July 10, 2003 08:31 PM

I hope you are ok. And all is well, except I understand the pc was not as lucky. It flooded here recently from so much rain fall, one evening I drove around an 2 1/2 hours hunting for a route home, all were flooded. I was eventually going to start conversation with all the others stopped in the opposite direction just to help pass time.

Posted by: C. at July 11, 2003 01:24 AM

Man, are you having a Murphy week or what?!

Posted by: April at July 11, 2003 10:11 AM

I almost electricuted someone once. I am no longer allowed to set up stereo equipment under any circumstances. What happened? How did you almost electricute yourself? I stuck some round metal thingies in a plug-in hole thing while someone else was holding these two wires in each hand and then I flipped the switch. The arc was reeeeeeaaaaal pretty.

Posted by: pam at July 11, 2003 01:27 PM

Too bad you weren't struck by lightening. If you had been (and survived), you could write about it and land your electrocuted ass on the NYT bestsellers list and on Dave Letterman. That could prove VERY profitable.

Posted by: Random Liberal Girl at July 11, 2003 01:55 PM

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