Out of Normal: She knows that you have been naughty...

June 19, 2003

She knows that you have been naughty...

and she told me so! You know who I am talking about, the little sprite that visits everyones home at night to check up on them. We discussed it over a cup of Chai this morning, actually, she had a wicked little thimble full. After all of that caffeine and sugar, she was a naughty little tramp herself, but that is a story for another time. Never mind why we had Chai in the first place, we just do that sometimes.

Of course I am not naming myself the morality police, but come now! Rumor has it that Dante is being asked to construct a 10th circle of hell, just to contain the likes of you! There will be the tearing of flesh and the like going on there, but you will be subjected to watch Weird Al videos 24 hours a night while all of this madness is going on.

Be on the lookout dear friends, she has got your number! She has got mine as well, along with my address. When I hear the little tink, tink, tink on my window in the morning, I know that she is there to tell a tale, or go for Chai at the very least.

You have been warned, oh yes you have!

Posted by Broch at June 19, 2003 03:01 PM

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now we're all in trouble. how charming. I hope she visits me soon for coffee and croissants with tales of broch's comings and goings.

Posted by: pam at June 19, 2003 04:13 PM

Oh My! Would she actually do that to me??? Hmm, I certainly hope not! Well, if she does, please let me know Pam.. =-)

Posted by: Broch at June 19, 2003 04:22 PM

you really didn't believe her when she said she wouldn't, did you?! of course, i will let you know.

Posted by: pam at June 19, 2003 04:32 PM

Ah, the charms of the pixie must have been great on me. All the while I thought I was being amused, I was actually being mused.

Posted by: Broch at June 19, 2003 05:04 PM

I think steve steped on her brother in highschool with his big boot.....pixie killer

Posted by: crutch at June 19, 2003 05:08 PM

and then he was cremated and became...you guessed it...pixie dust. sorry, couldn't resist.

Posted by: pam at June 19, 2003 05:23 PM

Oh, in the name of all that is holy.... That is funny! That damn toe!

Posted by: Broch at June 19, 2003 05:51 PM

you talk nice about my toe. you wouldn't like the toe when it gets angry.

Posted by: nose at June 20, 2003 09:14 AM

Goooood toe, nice toe. Aw, damnit! BAD toe! What are you doing, toe??

Posted by: Broch at June 20, 2003 09:19 AM

That tink tink tink on your windowsill? Tell you neighbor to take that darn bell off their cat's collar. Ruins sneak attacks.

Posted by: Random Liberal Girl at June 20, 2003 06:49 PM

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