Out of Normal: Happy Friday the 13th!

June 13, 2003

Happy Friday the 13th!

In an effort to improve my attitude today, i ran my website through the Snoop Dog Shizzolator, to translate it into Snoop speak. Im down with Snoop, and this is his translation... I hope you are sitting down!!!

Wanna know what has my @$$ chapped today? I has been challenged be "Butt honest" 'n share wit izzall of yo' ass exactly why I am feeling izzall hostile 'n irritable." I has a dehumidifier running right now in my "Garden apartment," in which da windows are izzall nailed shut n' shit. Dehumidifier=heat, nailed windows=no ventilation n' shit. As I sit there in da heat, my blood is boiling over my new circumstances, know what I'm sayin'? A little over a year ago I had a gorgeous wife, a beautiful crib, 2 dogs that just rocked, 'n wuz looking so forward starting a family, know what I'm sayin'? Before any of yo' ass hit me wit "But Broch, that shiznit's just stuff, know what I'm sayin'? ...," don't go there n' shit. This ain't 100% 'bout da stuff, but 'bout having a crib (not just a house,) a wife that I completely trusted wit my life, a clearly defined future, 'n da planning of bringing izzle shorties into da world."

Yes, that shiznit is ALSO 'bout da stuff n' shit. Just because I am practicing voluntary simplicity doesn't mean that I don't like be surrounded by nice things n' shit. It means that I understand da opportunity cost of HAVING da nice things, 'n am willing concede that." Peeps, I barely has room THINK in my new place n' shit. What little is left of my belongings is stacked from floor ceiling in what should be my bedroom, know what I'm sayin'? I guess that I am going has get rid of pretty much what little that I has left from my life n' shit.

The one thing that I has escaped wit is my character, my mind 'n my dignity." Other than that, I has a 12 year old truck, my computer, my stereo, 'n an ex that I don't trust hella much anymore n' shit.

Good Fcuking night n' shit

Posted by Broch at June 13, 2003 05:51 PM

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